The View Around Here
My husband is a whiz in the kitchen (his specialty dish is called Slop, but he once made Crab Ravioli FROM SCRATCH!), he’s quick to change a diaper, not afraid to help me clean, and doesn’t shy away from picking up tampons on his way home from work…He’s Super Hubby, to be quite honest. And yet, this is what I see every time I turn around lately:
I call “her” the Mistress. She cannot be in the bed at the same time as me. He cannot look at her while I’m talking to him. She does not sit at the kitchen table while we eat. My children aren’t allowed to play with her. I know I sound like the jealous wife…and maybe I am! But we are coming to a time when THE MISTRESS HAS GOT TO GO! It’s me or her…and I’m a way better cook. 
Does anyone else’s significant other have a Mistress?
Better yet…do YOU have a Mistress!?
I use to joke around with Robby about his “other woman” being the guy that does announcing with him for football games. At an away trip once they went out to a really nice steak dinner for Glenn’s birthday, and don’t tell, but I think they’ve even gotten facials together.
Is that a man crush or what?
Posted 6 months, 1 week agoha ha! I am afraid my “mistress” looks very similar to Nates, although it has a different symbol on it
instead of an apple it has a “toshiba.” Although, Most of the time I am on its because Jude is nursing and I am typing and browsing with one hand..thus my lack of punctuation and proofing. BTW- what up with your phone? I tried to call you the other day and it was off or out of service?
Posted 6 months, 1 week agoSPORTS CENTER!!!!!
Posted 6 months, 1 week agoHey Carrie!
Posted 6 months agoMy hubby has “upgraded” to a smaller, more petite mistress-go figure! He dumped Ms. Dell for Miss Blackberry. He even brought her into the delivery room with me a few weeks ago and I almost threw both of them out the window except he was my birth coach!
(I’ve gotten used to Ole Miss Sports Center-I’ve got a handle on her!)
Heather Gutierrez…see you very soon girl!